Freakishly Weird Laugh Folows Woman’s Need For Real Meat

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We’ve seen this new Quiznos spot several times and every time we get to the end of it we cringe when a woman, after saying, “It’s not lacking any meat and that’s what real women need,” lets loose this freakishly awkward laugh as if she were a high school teacher who just attempted to tell a joke to an auditorium full of students. It’s like your mother telling a sex joke to your girlfriend when she meets your parents for the first time. It’s like walking in on your parents while they’re having sex. OK, it’s not that freaky but this girl’s laugh is just weird. We’ll leave it at that.

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