Forehead Advertising: Idiotic Joke or Ingeneous New Medium

Here’s a little press release that found it’s way to Adrants:

Students wishing to ease the pressure of mounting debts are being urged to use their heads as billboards to advertise brands such as FHM.

Creative marketing agency, Cunning Stunts, which is best known for projecting Gail Porter’s bottom onto the Houses Of Parliament, is offering students a fee of 88 pounds a week to use their foreheads as advertising space.

Nial Ferguson, group marketing manager at FHM, commented: “We are constantly looking for new and impactful ways to communicate to men. If we can do this and pay for the next round at the union bar at the same time, then it seems like a good idea to us.”

Youth pay-TV channel, CNX, has also signed up to the new initiative and Richard Kilggariff, head of the channel, added: “We want to hit our viewers right between the eyes so what better place to place an ad than on their foreheads.”

Although some students will be unwilling to see their faces temporarily disfigured by a semi-permanent transfer, others have no qualms about becoming walking adverts. Oli Merrrel, a design student at Falmouth College of Arts, commented: “Advertising is everywhere you look, you can’t get away from it. I don’t see the difference between an advert on a billboard and an advert on my forehead, except that I’ll be earning money from it being there.”

Cunning Stunts views the initiative as a creative way for students to alleviate their cash-flow problems. According to John Carver, director of the company: “A number of our employees have recently left university and these massive student debts are a real yoke for them. This initiative gives brands a unique advertising medium as well as giving something back to students.”

What’s next? Ass cheek advertising for thong wearing beach goers?

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

In a clinical trial, patients with IBS were handed a pill bottle labeled plainly as placebo pills with no active medication and told exactly that before they started, and their symptoms still improved significantly more than patients who received no pill at all

In a clinical trial, patients with IBS were handed a pill bottle labeled plainly as placebo pills with no active medication and told exactly that before they started, and their symptoms still improved significantly more than patients who received no pill at all

Global English Editing

Adults without close friends may not be avoiding people because they dislike connection; they may simply have learned early that saying a need out loud didn’t get it met, and it’s easier now not to say it

Adults without close friends may not be avoiding people because they dislike connection; they may simply have learned early that saying a need out loud didn’t get it met, and it’s easier now not to say it

Global English Editing

9 signs a parent-child relationship has successfully evolved into an adult friendship

9 signs a parent-child relationship has successfully evolved into an adult friendship

Hack Spirit

A study that tracked more than 5,000 people for nearly two decades found that loneliness spreads from person to person almost like a cold, reaching not just friends but friends’ friends’ friends, three degrees away from anyone they’ve actually met

A study that tracked more than 5,000 people for nearly two decades found that loneliness spreads from person to person almost like a cold, reaching not just friends but friends’ friends’ friends, three degrees away from anyone they’ve actually met

Global English Editing

Parents who respect their adult children’s partners tend to understand these 8 things

Parents who respect their adult children’s partners tend to understand these 8 things

Hack Spirit

8 quiet signs you’ve stopped living for other people and started living for yourself

8 quiet signs you’ve stopped living for other people and started living for yourself

Hack Spirit