Ford Escape Commercial Stretches Truth

While watching this week’s American Idol on which Jessica Sierra’s booty was booted, Jossip’s David Hausliab, saw a commercial for the 2005 Ford Escape and couldn’t contain himself. Writing as only David can write, he trashes the spot, saying, “…the 2005 Ford Escape, carrying the tagline “100% SUV.” C’mon, are they just trying to convince themselves? 153 horsepower? We’ve taken shits with more thrust. This thing is the girliest, tween SUV we’ve seen since Toyota’s RAV4, and Ford’s attempt at persuading otherwise is insulting.”

No pithy closing comment needed on this one.

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