Following Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera May Be Next Sex Tape Star

Now that the world has seen Paris Hilton in her famously compromising position, we may now have the chance to see Christina Aguilera in an equally compromising position. Apprently, there’s a Christina Aguilera Sex Tape. This, according to Ryan at Gorilla Mask. Ryan says, “GorillaMask inside sources are reporting there’s allegedly a similar sex tape of my baby, Christina Aguilera, which may be released in the coming months or even weeks. And apparently I’m not in it. I’m horny and sad. Anyway, if this is for real, you can bet your ass I’ll be one of the first to get my hands on that one as well.”

OK, so rumors are a dime a dozen but if they come true, it’s nice to have been the first person to say it. Or the second in my case.

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