Flavor of Love Hits VH1, Ladyfies Hoodrats

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No one ever gets tired of fully-developed women in school uniforms or reality television. Why not mash them up?

That’s the logic behind VH1’s Flavor of Love, a charm school reality show hosted by Mo’Nique and featuring chicks with names like Pumkin, Smiley, Goldie, Bootz, Buckey and Buckwild. We don’t know how well the show will pan out but we are big proponents of the charm school thing. Charm school worked for us! Before our intervention we were mobbin’ down 65th and answering to the name of Snake-Eyez.

Glad those days are over. But apparently the journey’s worth watching. Tune in; at the very least you get to see a bunch of chicks talk about how they take pictures and hug people all day, and what could be funner than that?

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