Finally There’s a Real Candidate in the ’08 Election: Bauer for President!

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Speaking of Jack Bauer, guess who’s running for President? Maybe God is indeed with him more than with most.

The site reports that season 7 of 24, which essentially put Bauer on the map, will be taking place in Washington, DC.

We’d pass judgment on this whole thing now but it would probably be too rash before we’ve seen the Bauer variation of the Obama/Guiliani/Clinton/Romney girls.

Even the nobodies in this election know they’ve got better chances at making PotUS if they’ve got ass-shakers behind them. Talk about spectacle.

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