Fifties Style Marmite Commercial Terrifies Kids, Gets Banned

Steve Hall

Mar. 16, 2005
1 min read

There’s an uproar in the U.K. today over a 50’s style sci-fi style commercial for the deliciously gooey Marmite because the ad has apparently caused some over sensitive kids to have nightmares. Oh, the horror! It’s been banned from children’s television by the Advertising Standards Authority. It shows a large n lob-like creature oozing out of a grocery store and onto the street and people run from it, screaming, until they realize they’d rather jump into it because it tastes so good. And we thought America was the only over sensitive, coddling, self-esteem preserving nation in the world. View the nightmare here.

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