Fifth (Or Later) Assvertising Campaign Dubbed ‘World’s First’

We just love when big companies usurp the ideas of others and claim to be the first at something when, in fact, very clearly, they are not. Why? Because we get to trash them for it. Had anyone behind the Gene Simmons Family Jewels show done even the tiniest bit of home work, they’d realize they were not, in fact, the first to launch an assvertising campaign. Far from it. They’re not even the second. Or the third. Or the fourth. Do your homework, people. Damn, a simple Google search turns up 17,500 results!

While slapping panties that read “Gene Simmons Family Jewels”on 25 models and having them prance about tomorrow at the Hard Rock Cafe’s Times Square location to promote the second season of Simmons’ show, those involved seem to have forgotten this very thing has already occurred in the same city. NightAgency, which created the concept, did it for New York Health and Racquet Club. Kodak did it at a trade show in Boston. A Russian tire shop did it. MTN did it in Italy. And those are just the ones we’ve covered.

If you really must see this ill-name “first,” hurry over to the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square tomorrow, Thursday, March 22 at 12PM.

UPDATE: Our explanation seems to have caught someone’s attention. The words “world’s first” have been removed from the press release.

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