Fictional DIRECTV Rival Seeks to Euthanize — Er, Youthenize — America

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DIRECTV reminds us all of its relevance (…?) with help from fictional rival Cable Corp Inc. In this latest installment of boardroom bumbling, Cable Corp decides to battle DIRECTV with a new tagline: “Get Youthenized!”

Enter creepy puns. By Deutsch/LA.

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