Fetish for Manatees? Now You Too Can Be Sated

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When in television, it goes without saying you might run into some odd policy meant in some way to protect you from The People or The People from you.

This is exactly what Conan discovered when he joked in passing about the existence of HornyManatee.com on air. An irate NBC called to let him know he can’t just mention a site that doesn’t exist, and now they have to purchase HornyManatee.com.

So that’s exactly what they did. And instead of just redirecting it to NBC per the quid pro quo, they thought, why not pull out all the stops? The results make a good ice-breaker and they even managed to tie it to a cause, because you know how much people love cause-oriented consumerism.

Take the fetish tour for a complete manatee explosion.

That was disgusting. Forget we said that. In other news, and this is totally off-topic, we just found out that right whales have testes that weigh over one ton. HornyWhale.com, anybody? Wow, we’ve totally succeeded in grossing ourselves out. This is a new high. Or low.

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