Fetch’ Didn’t Happen. Neither Will ‘Shmmom’

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The movie American Pie made the term MILF famous. You hear it everywhere. Even where you shouldn’t like in kid’s movies. Somehow we don’t think the same will happen with the term Shmmom or Smoking Hot Minivan Mom. Yea, we know. It’s a mouthful. Leave it to a local car dealer to think up this crap.

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