Extremely Stupid Sex Video Promotes Text Messaging

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This video promoting a text messaging service is extremely stupid not to mention it making viewers wait way, way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long for the punchline which, itself, is also very stupid. Yea, yea, we know it’s a riff on that Beautiful Agony site but it’s a bad one. Whatever. It’s from the UK. They like this stuff.

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