Evian Hotties Conflict With Floot Hipster

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According to nightlife czar Bucky Turco, it’s best to stick to proven promotional tactics rather than yield to the pressures of political correctness. At the Marc Ecko charity event for Breast Cancer Turco attended last night, servers where sampling Evian and Floot, a new, wine/champagne-in-a-can drink. Per usual, most of the servers were attractive females except for one Floot server. Noticing this, Turco commented, “Women dolled up and serving is cute and cool and acceptable. But the minute you dress a dude up you’re headed for disaster.”

Turco said the women all looked fine but said, “The guy, all dressed in yellow with a gold belt look like he just died and descended back from Gay Hipster Heaven. The accessories especially did him in: orange flip flops and those Williamsburg-ish sunglasses.” Apparently, the event, which was a benefit for breast cancer ended up looking like a Chip n’ Dales club whenever the Floot guy was nearby.

Se more photos from the event here.

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