These ads are causing a bit of a stink. Variants — with titles generously supplied by me — include The Bullet or the Noose? and Puddles of Inferno!.
Are they really that bad?
According to Meredith Corp., 56% of women worry more about weight than disease, so you know there’s enough hate surrounding muffin-tops to happily fuel many millions of sordid calorie suicides.
And come on. Who didn’t enjoy the Garbage Pail Kids? Or Sin City? Or, hell, the Road Runner cartoons?
That was pure sadism. And what did you do? Shovel in another mouthful of Froot-Loops, that’s what.
