Epic Advertising Delivers Epic Hotness to Affiliate Summit Party

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On Monday night at Affiliate Summit in Las Vegas there were no less than five parties. And one had a live chicken running around but we’ll get to that in a minute. While there were many parties the only one worth attending (we hear) was the one we were at (naturally). Epic advertising had an epic party (267 pictures of hotness) in the Hugh Hefner Suite at the Palms which went well into the early morning hours.

The two story suite itself is stunning with a rotating bed, private bathrooms (in which an amazingly beautiful lady requested we shoot her sitting on a toilet), hot tubs, glass elevator, outdoor deck and a pool which hangs 50 stories above Vegas. It was stunning.

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But that’s not what was epic about the party. Not only were there great people there to connect with, the hotness quotient was off the charts. Granted a fairly high percentage of that hotness was of the hired/imported variety, it didn’t detract at all from the business end of the party.

There were playboy bunnies, models, dancers and people who just happened to fall into the beautiful category. While some found the “imported hotness” odd and disconcerting, everyone of these non ad industry people we spoke with were wonderful, fun people out to have a good time just like the rest of us.

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The hit of the party was the rotating bed on which the playboy bunnies and hotly dressed ladies frolicked for the camera while the occasional guy jumped in for a photo opp.

And that’s not all. We have pictures of ladies the the shower (fully clothed you perverts), guys swimming in the pool in their boxers, women posing on the edge of the pool over looking the strip, aerial dance shots. a pillow fight, tub shots and that toilet shot we mentioned earlier. See it all here.

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We hear CX Digital and Mundo Media had parties too but despite our confirmed invites, we were not on the lists and didn’t feel like being one of those assholes who acts like a pompous idiot until the door staff can’t take it any longer and relent. So we bailed on those parties.

We also hear Clickbooth had a pretty good party in the Hangover Suite at Ceaser’s Palace. And that’s where the live chicken, just like in the movie, made it’s appearance.

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