Endless Supply of Megan Fox Promised to English Speaking Brazilians

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This is too weird to pass over. It’s been floating around for a few days. And it features Megan Fox! How could we not feature, well, just about any ad that Megan Fox touches. She was way hotter in the first Transformers movie but still. Anyway, in this ad for CCCAA, a Brazilian school that teaches English, two guys are shipwrecked and they end up on an island populated by hundreds of Megan Foxes.

Any man’s heaven, right? Well, as these two quickly find out, the Foxes, who apparently have been waiting a very long time for a man to show up, want men who can speak English. These two can’t and they are quickly banished to another island. One populated by far less sexy Mike Tyson clones. Now that’s a prison.

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