Election Encumbents Play Paintball for Presidency

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Why strain the dancing girls for votes when the 2008 presidential candidates can play paintball instead?

On Miniclip, they can. And thank heavens. Nothing says POTUS like a paintball ass-kicker. (We’d say Hillary’s got the competitive advantage there. We bet she’s loaded with quiet rage!)

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Steve Hall

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