Effen is F’ing With Us

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Oh lets just come right out and say it, Effen. There’s nothing more satisfying than fucking on a plane. Nothing warms me up like fucking by the fire. Everyone enjoys fucking in the penthouse.

But, hmm. The literal approach kinda ruins your attempt at witticism, right?

It would make your new Euro RSCG Chicago-created “Provocatively Premium” campaign “Perfunctorily Prosaic,” right?

So go with the wit. Have fun with your wordplay. We’ll pretend to enjoy the wink and the nod. And then we’ll go hang with the fembots and drink Svedka.

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