Drunk Skeeze’ Exposes Crotch For Agent Provocateur

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Here’s some more Agent Provocateur hotness for you. This work features Paz De La Huerta (who sounds like she must be a distant cousin of Oscar De La Hoya) who is touting the brand’s Fall and Winter lineup. The 1:30 video, which is really a collection of a few shorter videos, depicts Huerta in scenarios realistic only in the minds of creative directors and fashion aficionados.

Huerta, who is seen arriving in a vehicle, dropping her purse and, finally, leaving in a vehicle simply cannot keep her undergarments covered allowing drooling paparazzi to capture full on crotch and cleavage shots.

One YouTube commenter sums it up perfectly, writing, “LOL okay, so what I’m getting from this commercial is a ‘lady’ acts like a drunk skeeze and shows her underwear off to everyone with a crotch-flashing crouch to pick up her keys. Cool, got it.”

Yea, that about sums up this work. And if you simply can’t get enough Agent Provocateur hotness, we’ve collected quite a bit of it over the years for you.

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