Drugs, Big Eyeball Inspire Mattress Purchase

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How do you sell an overpriced Sleep Number bed? With drugs, of course, and a gigantic eyeball, which we’re beginning to suspect is a more effective marketing tool than we thought. Or at least a more popular one, anyway.

Wakey’z Drug Mall, which hopes through pretty pink pills to demonstrate people need fewer artificial means of finding rest, was created by McKinney, Durham. We’re not quite convinced but reserve our judgment to see what else they do with the bloodshot drug-peddling cartoon character.

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