Drink This And You Will Pee Flames

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There’s already enough horrific scenarios out there for men and their penises. We don’t need yet another Bobbit, gallstone, STD or broken erection nightmare messing with our head (s). But some energy drink had to go and do it. Ow. Just ow.

We can’t quite make out the brand of beverage here. For all we know it’s just another spoof from some spiteful art director with penis envy.

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