Dr. Betty Bottoms Has Advice For You Ass

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Thank you Dr. Betty Bottoms…and Copyranter…for calling attention to a seeming large problem among the female species: Butt Complex. Yes, apparently, women the world over have a tough time appreciating their booty the way it is and can’t help but wish that had J. Lo butt. Or at least a Reebok Easy Tone butt.

Dr. Betty Bottoms is here to help. And Betty Bottoms ought to know. Her ass is quite fine. As is the rest of her. But we’re not here to talk about Betty Bottoms We’re here to talk about your ass, ladies. That’s right. Get a good look at your ass. Check it out in the mirror. Take a picture of it. Rate it from 1 to 10. Does it hold up to your standards? Would you want your ass to be seen in a thong at the beach?

If you’re not pleased with the shape of you ass, then we suggest you take Dr. Betty Bottoms’ advice and go buy some Reebok Easy Tone shoes. Of course, this is all crap. Any shoe will do. You just have to work that ass. Exercise. Then strap that thong on, saunter down the beach and marvel at all the drool that hits the sand as you walk by.

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