Dove Draws Men to Forbidden Coves, Repels Us from Its Aisles in the Process

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With all the work it’s done to court the “we are woman, hear us roar” demographic, we harbor serious doubts that this viral for Dove is the genuine article. Really, do they even sell deodorant cans like that anymore?

It certainly gets the point across (only amazing sensory deception could bring a sexual partner that, uh, close), but we’d be understating if we said the ad only made us a little sick. (And what’s with that chick’s teeth?) Then again, we really liked the idea of man omelet, so…

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