Dorky White Chick Magnet Loses Running Man Rights to MC Hammer

Steve Hall

Feb. 29, 2008
1 min read

We love a guy that’s man enough to kiss his own ring, shortly before molesting an empty dance floor with the old-school running man.

Except in this 1989 revisionist history piece for Utah Saints’ Something Good ’08 (produced by Between the Eyes, London and Sleeper, LA), the running man is new-school, and MC Hammer’s a gangster on the market for moves. Guess who he steals his trademark shake from? — a white guy in Cardiff! Of course.

No word from the good reverend on where he managed to score those sassy genie pants, though.

Steve Hall

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