Doritos Sparks Love Affair Between Mustachioed Trucker, Chunky Cashier

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Ooh. Doritos just made our skin crawl with their latest commercial featuring a cashier getting progressively hotter and hotter over her trucker-looking customer’s choice of chips. The spot ends in an aisle cleanup. You do the math.

And unless there’s a wide demographic of married cashiers and truckers, we think this is a total “Sideways” rip-off. There probably are a lot of married cashiers and truckers though. In all probability Doritos may very well be the glue that keeps their love together. Who are we to talk?

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