Dominos Delivery Guy Gets Small Penis Pinky Wag

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AdFreak has been following the Australian Finger Wag which debuted in an anti-speeding campaign. In the ads, women wag their pinkies at guys who performed testosterone-fueled automotive idiocy in front of them seemingly to make up for their small dicks. It seems the finger wag caught on causing, in one case, a man to throw a bottle of water at a woman who wagged her finger at him.

Predictably, another marketer, Eagle Boys Pizza, copied the idea (and very badly) by showing a couple of girls wag their pinkies at a Dominos pizza delivery guy as he drives buy. Dominos didn’t take kindly to the commercial and a spokesperson said, I’m going to write personally to their CEO kindly and politely. Look, it’s fair enough that we compete, but why would you want to degrade our team members? It’s nothing to do with them.”

Contrary to what the porn industry would have you believe, the average male erect penis is between 5.1 and 5.7 inches long (depending upon which study you look at). Based on the expectations built by the porn industry, it would seem, women should be wagging their finger and just about every guy that walks past them.

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