Dolphin, Man Face Off in Epic Battle for Fish Sandwiches

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Because our lives won’t be complete without that next filet-o-fish, and because pesky dolphins always seem to be snatching them away from us right before our consummate bite, McDonald’s brings us Dolphin vs. Man.

Dallas-based Moroch Partners are to blame for this follow-up to last year’s “Sharkbait” game. This campaign features two new games that we actually kind of like: “Ocean Commotion” and “Aquatic Tennis.”

It never occurred to us that the zany hijinks of dolphins may get in the way of our one goal: ongoing consumption of an undersized, occasionally stiff filet, the lukewarm bun that falls apart in our hands, delightfully soggy lettuce, and – lest we forget – that tartar-ish sauce.

Heaven help. If we weren’t so busy suiting up to destroy dolphins at tennis, we’d serenade.

If somehow the filet-o-fish just ain’t intense enough, we’ll fast remind you that there’s also a limited-edition double filet-o-fish available, which this promo also highlights. Try not to cream yourself at this very moment.

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