Doctors Claim Agency Executives Are The Easiest to Operate On

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to operate on accountants, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds; “Yeah, but you should try electricians, everything is colour coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…..those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Ad Agency bosses are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, no balls and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.”

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