Do You Need A Hand Job?

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You can have two for five dollars. Isn’t that a great deal? There’s really nothing else to say about this commercial so we’re just going to keep writing until there are enough words to properly wrap around the image to the left or at least fill enough space so it doesn’t look like we’re in a rush because the relatives are coming over and we need to clean the bathroom but first run to the store to buy some scrubbing bubbles because…oh wait…we wouldn’t want to surprise the relatives when they take a shower because, ya know, the bubbles might tell them to “use the loofa.”

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