Ditched Toys Are the Reason We’ve ‘Smurfed’ Up Christmas

Steve Hall

Dec. 20, 2007
1 min read

“So what if I’m gay? You let my rainbow fade away,” accuses a Care Bear in this awesome video where toys rebuke cynical adults for ditching them after puberty, thereby ruining their Christmases — and ours — forever.

And if our He-Man could talk, he probably would be just that ditzy.

Thanks go out to Grey, Vancouver for putting it together.

Steve Hall

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