Diesel Celebrates ‘Dirty 30’ with SFW XXX

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If you’re the low-brow cubicle perv we know you are, you probably already know about SFW Porn, where Paint-style animation camouflages visual vice.

Riffing off that style, Diesel promotes its 30th anniversary bash with “SFW XXX.” That’s not just a Roman numeral 30, it’s a naughty ’70s-style video that you can’t quite be reprimanded for watching. (Bonus points if you tell onlookers this is an ad, which technically counts as research.)

See the pretty panda!

And if you’re just that creepy, you might still get off, too. (Hope you haven’t got your $30 Diesel skivvies on!)

Bravo to The Viral Factory. This idea — or, well, appropriation — may actually sell overpriced grass-stained denim, at least where one blogger’s concerned.

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