In the category of ads that would sell a shitload of product if they were only allowed to run, come these two creations from the DeBeers spoof room floor. The first coverts that overly complicated two month’s salary thing into monetary language any guy can grasp. The second reaches out to that target segment of men who just can’t seem to satisfiy themselves in the ‘”right” hole. Found on, Lukeford, a site you’d best not visit while in the office.