David Lynch, Dennis Hopper Say Heineken is For Pussies

Steve Hall

Jan. 01, 2012
1 min read

Clearly not a real ad…let’s make that clear right up front…but a funny one all the same. YouTuber RoboJukles has turned a clip from David Lynch’s famed Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper, into an ad for Pabst Blue Ribbon.

In the clip, Hopper screams, “Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!” And this is exactly what commercials would be like if marketers could say what they really thought.

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