Danon’s Oikos Makes You As Cool As John Stamos

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Only John Stamos could get away with something so lame as to show up at a party with yogurt as a gift. Up against champagne and chocolate, offering up yogurt as a party gift can only mean you’re some sandal-wearing health nut or Michael Weston from Burn Notice which, upon further reflection kinda makes yogurt hot. So we guess the whole yogurt-as-party-gift isn’t half bad.

Danon is touting its Oikos (yea, it’s Greek but who names this stuff?) yogurt which, it claims, beat Chobani 2 to 1 in a taste test. Wanna be a hit at the next party you attend? If you’re an ad savant then we know you’ll show up at the next party with a crate of Oikos in hand. After all, it worked for John Stamos.

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