Danica Exposes Herself in the Name of GoDaddy. Again

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As always, domain-buying service GoDaddy took the fullest advantage of its liaison with Danica Patrick — and her beaver — for this year’s Super Bowl spots, whose scripts appear to have been written by pornographers in financial distress.

Here’s a trope you might’ve seen before: pubescent boy’s fantasies, realized.

And this spot, confusingly dubbed “Baseball,” plays on trashy court TV. I think it would be better served if it were renamed “Enhanced? I’ll show you enhanced.”

Cast votes for your favorite on GoDaddy.com up to January 23rd. Like last year, each spot continues in a (gasp!) unrated online version.

“Shower”:

“Baseball”:

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