Bunny McIntosh of Melting Dolls has the solution for preventing teen sex and all the dangers that come with it. She’s created an ad telling teens to turn to cyber sex rather than flesh and bone to release their sexual urges. Since AOL brought chat to the masses, unleashing the over-sexed freaks of the world upon unsuspecting teens, cyber sex has become a mainstay. Until now, it’s been a scary prospect for parents. Now, it has a purpose. Perhaps now, parents will even encourage their teen children to experience a little extra bliss locked in their rooms behind their computer screen, one hand on the keyboard, the other somewhere else.
Promoting safe and healthy masturbatorial pleasure, the ad mirrors the preachy, anti-drug campaign tone with a visual of a smiling teen who says, in body copy, “I’m choosing cyber sex. Cyber sex is a safe alternative to intercourse. No STD’s, no babies, no pressure. Just a 40 year old man in is grandma’s basement who likes to tell me I’m pretty.”
Sure it’s a joke but it’s also true. A little regular masturbation never hurt anybody. Full sized ad is here.
