Crystal Clear Launches Subservient Chicken-Like Website

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Not anywhere near as smart as Burger King’s Subservient Chicken, Heineken’s Crystal Light has launched Netherlands-based Ask Crystal, an online talk show type program where you can ask Crystal questions.

Unfortunately, she’s not half as smart as our chicken friend and delivers only canned asnwers and mindless commentary. Next.

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