Crush Calculator Could Do with a Better Selection of Soulmates

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We can’t even describe how creeped-out we get when we see this ad for Crush Calculator. The thought of being passionately grasped by that furry over-the-hill co-ed is frightening – but somehow so realistic that we can smell the bacon on his wife beater and see the indentation he’d make on the couch while playing video games.

If he’s our future, we’re bummed.

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Steve Hall

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