Company 81 Cheerleaders Want to Play With You

Steve Hall

Apr. 25, 2008
1 min read

“Don’t you want to play with us,” asks one of the Squad 81 cheerleaders whose mission it is to, apparently, help sell clothes for Company 81. The sweepstakes section of the site asks “Want these girls in your closet?” And the Send a Cheer Section asks, “Know someone who needs a little pick me up?” Witty. Well, yes, yes…and yes. Of course! Playing with cheerleaders, stuffing them into the bedroom closet and getting an…um…pick me up does sound like a lot of fun. I’m in. You?

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