Colombia Says Cocaine is Addictive

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The Presidential Office of Colombia, known for its heavy-handedness in rumour if not in actuality, turns to humour to explain why people should avoid cocaine. The 15 second ad says “Cocaine is addictive. Very addictive.” We suspect this may not be true as we’ve been snorting at least 7 years and can quit anytime. To drive the point home, a man on a bus leans forward and snorts the dandruff off the shoulder of the man in front of him.

The ad generated a grade school reaction. We all went “EWWWWW!” and jerked our knees up. Then we watched it again. And again. And again.

500,000 watches later, we are still going “EWWWW!” and showing all our friends, who don’t seem deeply impressed, then we all snorted cocaine and laughed over the thought of psychos snorting dandruff. Doesn’t the Presidential Office know anything? You need a credit card and a flat surface to snort cocaine. Coke capital of the world indeed.

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