College Student Tells Donny Deutsch When She Graduates

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In a bid to get hired into the ad agency world right out of college, NYIT student Brittney placed an ad in the New York Times telling Donny Deutsch she’ll be graduating May 20, 2007. Hmm…just where does a college student get enough money to place an ad in the Times? And why does she look way too model-perfect? And why would she do it one year earlier than she needs to? Something smells here. Oh wait, it’s an ad for NYIT. There we go.

No matter. In an effort to provide the poor child who is about to enter one of the most cut throat, cynical vacuous business in the world, Copyranter offers some advice writing, “What Brittney hasn’t put together yet is that Douche, Inc. is a shithole of a sweat shop that is coming off another shit year. Brittney, have you seen the inside of Douche’s agency? It’s an ugly macho concrete tomb. The days of those cute IKEA TV spots are looooong gone.” Hmm, indeed. Yes, this definitely sounds like something other than a college student looking for a job.

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