Haven’t we all had enough of these stupid commercials that promise you the world if only you drink a Coke…as if that can full of sugarized crap has anything to do with your ability to achieve success on your own?
So here we have some crap about a “boy who didn’t know how to celebrate so he set off on a quest to find his own celebration.” Complete with joyous lyrics about freedom and fire, the boy flies, fights against robots and climbs mountains of celebrations. But it’s not until he takes a sip of Coke that he realizes the only place he needs to search for celebration is inside himself.
Gag! Please! Seriously? A kid needs to drink a a Coke to realize his potential? Seriously? What twisted sort of education is that for today’s youth? Oh wait, it’s the same thing every other marketer does. Buy our product and you will be magically transformed in the most supremely perfect person on the planet.
Coke Continues to Twist the Mind of Youth
Haven’t we all had enough of these stupid commercials that promise you the world if only you drink a Coke…as if that can full of sugarized crap has anything to do with your ability to achieve success on your own?
So here we have some crap about a “boy who didn’t know how to celebrate so he set off on a quest to find his own celebration.” Complete with joyous lyrics about freedom and fire, the boy flies, fights against robots and climbs mountains of celebrations. But it’s not until he takes a sip of Coke that he realizes the only place he needs to search for celebration is inside himself.
Gag! Please! Seriously? A kid needs to drink a a Coke to realize his potential? Seriously? What twisted sort of education is that for today’s youth? Oh wait, it’s the same thing every other marketer does. Buy our product and you will be magically transformed in the most supremely perfect person on the planet.
Coke Quest from Paranoid US on Vimeo.
Steve Hall
RECENT ARTICLES
Dad Uses Hot Daughter to Sell Car on eBay
Internet Week Summarized Infographic-Style
Charlotte Gets Social With SocialFresh
Why Advertising Will Never Portray Reality
iPad Drinkspirated, Games Socialized, Honda Gets Naughty
Streakers Pimp Briefs, Politician Gets Clean, Naomi Campbell Sexes Up
TRENDING AROUND THE WEB
In a clinical trial, patients with IBS were handed a pill bottle labeled plainly as placebo pills with no active medication and told exactly that before they started, and their symptoms still improved significantly more than patients who received no pill at all
Global English Editing
Adults without close friends may not be avoiding people because they dislike connection; they may simply have learned early that saying a need out loud didn’t get it met, and it’s easier now not to say it
Global English Editing
9 signs a parent-child relationship has successfully evolved into an adult friendship
Hack Spirit
A study that tracked more than 5,000 people for nearly two decades found that loneliness spreads from person to person almost like a cold, reaching not just friends but friends’ friends’ friends, three degrees away from anyone they’ve actually met
Global English Editing
Parents who respect their adult children’s partners tend to understand these 8 things
Hack Spirit
8 quiet signs you’ve stopped living for other people and started living for yourself
Hack Spirit