Coke ‘Chilltop’ Celebrates ‘Hilltop’ In Cheesefest

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Cheesy Chilltop Chillers

We knew this was coming though is it just us or does anyone else think CP + B’s re-creation of the classic Coke Hilltop commercial, Chilltop, is a pretentious ball of cheesiness? We most certainly love CP + B and, granted, they aren’t the one doing the singing but this is really bad. Apparently, there was something OK about a bunch of semi-hippie types banding together to save the world in 1971 but it just doesn’t ring true in today’s ironically post-ironic, cynically jaded culture. Perhaps we just can’t get past white guys trying to sound black. Or ads that throw in the token black. Or the token cutie who whose sole purpose it to look cute, bat her eyelashes and start another fan blog.

Oh, don’t listen to us. Come to think of it, the 1971 version is slathered with Whiz loads of cheese too. That said, remakes of anything, especially those referred to as “classic,” are rarely a good thing.

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