CNN to Explain Why We All Need Body Condoms

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This is one of those programs you really don’t want to watch. It’s like listening to those people who insist upon telling you your kitchen counter is crawling with germs and you’re just making it worse by using a sponge.

Yea. CNN has been working for a year on an investigation looking into pollution, health and the nastiness that surrounds us. Look, shit is everywhere. We’re all gonna die of something. Do we have to be reminded of it? Anyway, here’s a commercial promotion the show. Sadly, it makes a lot of sense.

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