Chubb Can Make Sex Jokes, You Can’t

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Copyranter posted this ad for Chubb that sets our ’80’s sensibilities aflame. He also points out the less-than-subtle hard-on reference, courtesy of handy ol’ Urban Dictionary.

Huh.

That’s mildly violating but perhaps insurance providers don’t have to worry much about throwing double-entendres around and courting a lawsuit. Man, those guys must be good.

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