Chris Crocker Says ‘Leave Britney Alone!’

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Without containing anything the least bit socially redeeming or having anything at all to do with advertising, we share with you this video of an overwrought Chris Crocker emotionally pleading to everyone to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Asking how dare the media make fun of Britney after all she’s been through, Crocker spends a full two minutes and 11 seconds crying about how the media makes tons of money off writing crap about Britney.

Freakishly as this message is delivered, Crocker is completely right. Just witness VH1’s rehashing tonight of Britney’s woes over the past couple of years. Just witness any Britney-related media thrashing. And, yes, we have crapped on her as well. Mea Culpa on that. Will this ever change? Doubtful.

And if you want even more of this, there’s apparently a conspiracy theory that goes along with her VMA performance. Her lack luster dance moves were apparently due to…yes…a faulty heel on one of her shoes. And on and on and on it goes…

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