Cherish Christmas ‘Blue Velvet’-Style With Elf Ears

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Looking for that perfect Christmas gift for someone special? Something they will treasure for the rest of their life? A gift so special it will just ooze with love and adoration? This isn’t it.

This is the sort of gift you’d give your co-worker to get a “Dude, that’s disgusting!” Or make the cute intern scream like she’s watching a Saw movie.

Yes, thanks to Nail, this little piece of Christmas will keep you in the spirit year round. That or a cause group will label you disrespectful of “little people” with deformities.

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