Cheap Japanese Porn Showcases that Other Kind of Cleavage

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Finally a clothing trend worthy of mention. What – we get skinny jeans and the Japanese get to play conservative cocktease with faux-transparent skirts and built-in thongs that show nothing but promise everything at the same time?

We can do better than this. Where’s Lil’ Kim when you need her?

Update: the PC police inform us nobody actually walks around with panties printed on their skirts, which we took to be a damn shame. The cheesy skirts are apparently used in cheap porns to titillate men who can’t afford to put mirrors on their shoes.

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