Cause in the End, What You Really Need is More Nip/Tuck in Your Life

Steve Hall

Apr. 30, 2008
1 min read

Nip/Tuck’s digital agency Ralph has finally jumped aboard the Facebook app train.

Say hello to The Golden Ratio by FX UK. By calculating facial symmetry, it tells users how close to perfection their faces are. You can also compare statistics with friends and add your results to a beauty parade.

The app uploads photos from your Facebook profile. Pick one and mark the image where you’re told.

I’ve been ruled 50 percent perfect. And now that my self esteem’s sufficiently shattered, I’m gonna go call my mom and have a crying jag about neo-feminism and The Lie that was Barbie. Or something.

Steve Hall

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