Carlton’s Woman Whisperer Saves Man From Overbearing Bitch

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It would be sexist to assume it’s always the woman who wants to leave the bar first, dragging her man by the balls out of the bar as his friends utter phrases like “pussy whipped” and “wimp,” right? Of course it would which is why I’m not saying it. I’m just pointing you to a commercial that does it for me.

From Australia’s Carlton Mid, comes “The Woman Whisperer” who rescues a poor schlub from his bitchy little cutie…until The Woman Whisperer makes his dramatic entrance and puts the whiny woman in her place.

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